Dreams. Earlier this week I dreamt that I’d have 5 campers in my cabin. I woke up and had 5 campers in my cabin. The next evening I dreamt that an ex-counsellor got a job at footlocker. I woke up and found out that an ex-counsellor got a job at footlocker. Last night, I dreamt that my Mum and Dad flew all the way over to New York to see me. I woke up and I’m still waiting. Bastards.
Books. This week I have had my snozz deeply tucked in books. I bolted down Pride and Prej and am now onto Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Foer. All I can say is that when a book has your mind wallowing in a literary oasis after the first paragraph, you know you’re onto a winner.
Writing. Since I have been reading more, I have been writing less in my blog, but wanting to write more in general. Confusing, I know, but I have quite decided to write my own novel also. My co-counsellor Emma is currently writing a fantasy novel and is achieving 3,000 words a day. Imagine me hauling that kind of poetic prowess on my blog everyday? Bloody hell. But anywho, I’ve come up with a concept and I just have to, er, write it now. Easy peasy apple dapple. Right?
Camp. As I mentioned before, I only have 5 kids this session and it’s an absolute doddle in comparison to previous times. My girls and I have taken to have a pre-lights-out rave every evening that has ended in a variety of different ways: a music video, a catwalk, an aerobics work out and a rap. Brilliant.
Dating. The kids this session are very taken with the idea that we’re all dating each other. I am currently married to 1 whilst dating 3 of my co-counsellors on the side. One of my campers unfortunately informed me that my husband wants a divorce, which after watching him stomp up and down the camp catwalk in my clothes, a wig and a gazebo load of make up this evening, I am quite glad.
Disney. Disney films are the most excellent things in the world. They are eye drugs for insomniac tykes.
Girls Circle. Girls circle is an activity in which we talk to the older girls about all those ‘important’ topics in life. However, the other day we cast aside our activities and just sad down and had a good old chat. I shall end on the quotes from that one-hour as it truly was, one of the most hilarious hours of my life.
Kids say the funniest things- Girls circle edition
After talking about fatty foods
Girl: I have trans fats! On my thighs.
When discussing mental health
Girl: I poked my nephew in his soft spot. That’s supposed to be healthy for babies.
Girl: I have fat around my brain and that’s why I don’t think good.
Girl: Why does sweat taste so good?
Emma: Judy Garland died from a drug overdose
Girl (exclaiming): WHAT! My Mom told me that she was robbed!
Girl: My Mom rode her bike into a car.
Emma: Was it moving?!
Girl: No, but it moved when she hit it.
Girl: My Uncle calls your butt a turd cutter.
Kid ask the funniest things- Girls circle edition
Girl: This is kind of a personal question but where do your teeth go when you’re kissing?
Girl: How did it feel to be in prison, Emma?
Emma: I’ve never been to prison.
Girl: I was watching this movie and the boyfriend and girlfriend were biting each other’s eyebrows. Why were they doing that?
Chelsea: Erm…
Bites to date
I don't even want to talk about this any more. I'm way above 50 and my body is a constant chasm of itching. I HATE YOU BUGS. YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY LIFE!
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